Was randomly drifting from one room to another when i caught several flashes of a really hot guy on television..stopped,stunned(in a good way),when the guy opened his mouth and spoke...drifted away again sadly,reflecting on the sheer waste of spectacularly good raw material.The thing is im not really an -ist,you know,of any sort.well ok,i have a strong aversion to people who use the word "like" as an interjection,as websters would call it or an incentive to disrupt law and order as i do.(13 to 18 year olds naturally exempted from my disapproval).But isnt it strange how many people in this world mistake good looks for attractiveness?Charm or "the hel-lo factor" is found in precious few humans,animals or stuffed toys for that matter(except for,i have noticed, little humans,little animals and stuffed frogs..Aphrodite has blessed them,albeit with an expiry date to her gift..well,not the stuffed frogs obviously).
Shah Rukh Khan,now,he has it.so does Aamir.which is why it does not matter how old they grow,one smile,or a glance,will still set pulses tripping.Oh,for more people like that in real life!Only since "like calls to like"and "deep calls to deep"(one of my favourite quotes from kindergarten,when i was made to write it out a hundred times to improve my handwriting,or possibly as a punishment for some minor infarction of the type which comprise my formative years...come to think of it,its one of the only quotes i can actually produce at the drop of a hat..umm where was i?)....yes..so..the charm people always end up together,being drawn by some cosmic,irresistible force pulling them towards each other like a vortex of a whirwind,like the static of an electrical storm,like the inevitability of death and taxes...i have no idea how to end this long drawn out metaphor..but you get the general idea right?!
One of my ambitions in life is to meet someone who has me at hello.Given the current state of things,that is likely to stay an unfulfilled one..who knows though..i live in hope,like the rest of wall street..
Another of my television viewings was the trailer for some martial arts movie,of the kind made popular by Jet Lee and similar people..is it all real..thats what i want to know?is it remotely possible for any human,having to obey the laws of physics, same as the rest of us,to actually leap in the air,turn a somersault using an elephants forehead ,and take two men out on the downward return?and if yes(no would be a simpler answer,i dont want it to be all imagery and other nonsense)..how do they do it?is it muscles?is it discipline?is it sheer will?all of the above?or did they somehow find a way to regulate gravity..and if so why has somebody not let the rest of us in on it???Also was the elephant in the state of suspended animation?What? What? How?....Sigh...whatever it is,i know for a fact that this will always be one of those unanswered questions of the uninitiated.
Speaking of unanswered questions,i have three which are on the top of my personal list.
a)why do pigeons exist,now that we have e-mail,telephones,post offices,clairvoyents, chickens,and a box office hit?they have become redundant in this new age,only we have been fooled by their sheer numbers into thinking that they have some purpose left..
b)Are cats really able to breach the space time continuam,as their smug expressions suggest,or are we humans merely being taken in by a species of colossal confidence tricksters,who have no more in their minds than where the next meal is coming from and whether it will put up much of a fight...but there is no denying a basic fact of life,no matter what the truth is..Cats have style..one tends to forgive them a lot,just for that..
c)And finally,will men ever become good at taking directions?...i think i just asked a rhetorical question!!har har!
well i am not showing any signs of winding down anytime soon,so will make a consious decision to log off now..going shopping today..its a cold and windy day,the kind when you wish for impossible things and nameless desires are born inside you..jeez,i have GOT to stop with the hyperbole..too much coffee,thats what it is ...see ya soon,hopefully when i am coherent once more..
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