Of fantasy,fiction and facts...

I was walking down the street ,when the wind blew a scrap of newspaper my way which danced in the periphery of my vision long enough for me to read the headline.."God hates the Higgs particle".so before i google it to find out what the higgs particle is and why our usually impenetrable God hated it ,i would like to take three guesses on this..

1)The Higgs is actually a tiny nucleus of supercharged energy,moving randomly through the universe,changing the pattern of man's destiny and changing His well laid plans...and the gods hate improvisation..

2)It is causing subtle changes in brain waves patterns,so when people are praying or cursing ,the Higgs somehow changes the messages reaching the gods,causing chaos and confusion in indralok and completely and maliciously messing up their information systems

3)The higgs is actually a black hole,only instead of all matter it sucks up the power and energy of the universe ,thus rendering the gods weak and leading to increasing paranoia in the heavens regarding the involvement of certain scientists in this,which in turn is leading certain of the more unstable ones to take it out on mankind in general...actually,i think this explains a lot!

And now to see what it really is...

ten minutes later.....(as they say in the plays!!)

Hello,so apparently the Higgs particle can travel back in time..that is it could,if it actually existed.So the researchers at Niels Bohr's institute in Copenhagen say that if the higgs particle is ever created by a gigantic collision inside a particle accelerator,it will cause a ripple backward in time,leading to a chain of events which will prevent its creation in the future.Apparently there is some kind of natural quantum censor that prevents it from ever being produced....hence the postulate that God hates it,so wont let it come into existence.

Actually,this is even more random and interesting than my theories...humph.

uggh,another day in the delhi metro.its becoming this huge headache to travel by it every day,given that it has become the new blueline...got very dramatic and insane by the time my station came..im pretty sure that this level of excitement early on every morning is going to kill me...

Got a shock this morning when i woke up and found there is no butter in the house..Dad made some feeble excuses about butter being out of stock in the markets and asked whether i would like to try those synthetic butter thingies..barely repressed a shudder as i told him that there are some things in the world which should be hung without a trial...